Here’s a few more jokes your kids might like…
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope…
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?A fur coat that fangs around your neck…
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies…
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball…
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frostbite…
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo…
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…
What is Dracula’s favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated…
What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?
Peekaboo…
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves…
What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
Ghost toasties with evaporated milk.
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel…
What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane…
What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime…
Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
He couldn’t find any dloob…
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?He was buttering up his teacher…
What does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?The cold shoulder…
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet…
What did the mother ghost say to her son? Don’t spook unless you are spooken to…
What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo…
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?Boojeans…
Why wasn’t the vampire working? He was on a coffinbreak…
Why did the ghost pick his nose? Because he had boogers…
What ride do spirits like best at the amusement park? The roller ghoster…
What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl? Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot…
What fairy tale do ghosts like best? Sleeping booty…
Why did the skeleton climb a tree? Because a dog was after its bones…
How do you make a witch scratch? Just take away the W…
Where do ghosts go swimming? The dead sea…
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween…
What do you call a skeleton stone age family? The Flintbones…
What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton? Bony little bloodsucker, aren’t you?…
What did the three vampires order at the bar?
Two bloods and a blood light…
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffindrops…
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch…
What kind of shoes do ghosts from Texas wear?
Boots…
Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?
He only had one pupil…
Why isn’t Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
Because he’s a pain in the neck…
What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let’s wrap this case up…
When a witch lands after flying, where does she park?
The broom closet…
Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?
Because she flunked spelling…
Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs…
What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
A Poultrygeist…
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