Ha ha halloween jokes….

Here’s a few more jokes your kids might like…

horror jokes How do monsters tell their future?
horror jokes They read their
horror jokesWhat do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
horror jokesA fur coat that
fangs around your neck…

horror jokes Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
horror jokes No, they eat the fingers separately…

horror jokes What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
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horror jokes What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
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horror jokesWhat do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
horror jokesFrostbite…   

horror jokes What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
horror jokes A boo boo…

horror jokes Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
horror jokes Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…

horror jokes What is Dracula’s favorite kind of coffee?
horror jokes De

horror jokes What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?
horror jokes Peeka

horror jokes What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
horror jokes “Do you believe in

horror jokes Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
horror jokes They’re too
wrapped up in themselves…

horror jokes What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
horror jokes
Ghost toasties with evaporated milk.

horror jokes What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
horror jokes A
blood vessel…

horror jokes What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
horror jokes A

horror jokes What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
horror jokes Lemon-

horror jokes Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
horror jokes He couldn’t find any
horror jokesDid you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
horror jokesHe was buttering up his teacher…

horror jokesWhat does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?
horror jokesThe cold shoulder…

horror jokes What do you get when you goose a ghost?
horror jokes A handful of
horror jokesWhat did the mother ghost say to her son?
horror jokes Don’t
spook unless you are spooken to…
horror jokesWhat do ghosts use to wash their hair?
horror jokes Sham-
horror jokesWhat kind of pants do ghosts wear?
horror jokes
horror jokesWhy wasn’t the vampire working?
horror jokes He was on a
horror jokesWhy did the ghost pick his nose?
horror jokes Because he had
horror jokesWhat ride do spirits like best at the amusement park?
horror jokes The roller
horror jokesWhat do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
horror jokes Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot…   

horror jokesWhat fairy tale do ghosts like best?
horror jokes Sleeping
horror jokesWhy did the skeleton climb a tree?
horror jokes Because a dog was after its
horror jokesHow do you make a witch scratch?
horror jokes Just take away the

horror jokesWhere do ghosts go swimming?
horror jokesThe
dead sea…
horror jokesWhat do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
horror jokes Hope it’s Halloween…

horror jokesWhat do you call a skeleton stone age family?
horror jokes The Flint
horror jokes What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton?
horror jokes Bony little bloodsucker, aren’t you?…

horror jokes What did the three vampires order at the bar?
horror jokes Two bloods and a blood light…

horror jokes What do you give a vampire with a cold?
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horror jokes What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
horror jokes A pumpkin

horror jokes What kind of shoes do ghosts from Texas wear?
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horror jokes Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?
horror jokes He only had one

horror jokes Why isn’t Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
horror jokes Because he’s a pain in the neck…

horror jokes What did the mummy say to the detective?
horror jokes Let’s
wrap this case up…

horror jokes When a witch lands after flying, where does she park?
horror jokes The
broom closet…

horror jokes Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?
horror jokes Because she flunked

horror jokes Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
horror jokes Because they have no

horror jokes What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
horror jokes A



Jokes for Kids

Most kids love telling jokes. If they need a little help or some new ideas, try these one liners.


Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Because they were trans-parents!

Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!

What’s a ghoul’s favorite game?

 Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It raises their spirits.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Booberry pie.

Why don’t ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits!

What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?

Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
She heard he grew another foot!

Whom do monsters buy their cookies from?
The Ghoul Scouts.

What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?
You join his fang club.

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath.

Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they’re suckers.

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

Good morning!

The weather’s getting colder the closer Halloween creeps near. I personally like the cooler weather. Its nice to snuggle up under a warm blanket, drinking something warm, and watching a movie. But since I can’t do that right now, I am going to add some more posts to my blog. How about a few Halloween jokes? You know the silly things that make you roll your eyes when you see the answers or maybe even laugh out loud. Enjoy!