Here’s a few more jokes that will hopefully have the kiddos howling!
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? *Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? *Wrap!!!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? *Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? *A human bean.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? *A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? *Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? *You suck.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? *Ghoul
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? *He didn’t have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? *He had no body to dance with.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? *At the casketeria.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? *Over the ghoul line.
Q. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. *Because he was coffin.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? *A toasty ghosty.
Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae? *Whipped scream.
Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets? *Dead ends
Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? *Fangsgiving
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? *To go to the body shop.
Q. What happens when two vampires meet? *It was love at first bite!
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? *Sherlock Moans.
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? *Newlywebbed
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? *Sherlock Bones.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? *Napoleon bone-apart
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? *The Vampire State Building.
Q. Where do most werewolves live? *In Howllywood, California
Q. Where do most goblins live? *North and South Scarolina.
Q. What do Italian’s eat on Halloween? *Fettucinni Afraid-o
Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? *To see the boogy man.
Q. What do witches use in their hair? *Scare-spray
Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? *A sour-puss
Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan? *It’s drafty under that sheet.
Q. What instrument do skeleton play? *Trom-BONE.
Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? *Boo-Berries.
Q: Why did’t the skeleton cross the road? *He had no guts.
Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? *Every night he turns into a bat.
Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? *It’s a pain in the neck.
Q. What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done? *Ok, that’s a wrap.
Q. How does a girl vampire flirt? *She bats her eyes.
Q. What is a vampires least favorite food? *A steak
Q. Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula? *He has a bat temper.
Q. Why are vampires like false teeth? *They all come out at night.
Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use? *A skeleton key.
Q. What kind of gum do ghosts chew? *Boo Boo Gum.
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? *To stop his coffin.
Q. What can’t you give the headless horseman? *A headache.
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? *A boo-tie.
Q. What type of dog does every vampire have? *Bloodhound!
Q. What’s a monsters favorite desert? *I-Scream!!
Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets? *So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Q. When does a ghost have breakfast? *In the moaning.
Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast? *Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation? *Mali-boo.
Q. Where did the ghost get it’s hair done? *At the boo-ty shop.
Q. What do they teach in witching school? *Spelling.
Q. What do you call a witch’s garage? *A broom closet.
Q. What do you call two witches living together? *Broommates.
Q. Why don’t mummies take vacations? *They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Q. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? *Spelling
Q. What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car? *Fasten your sheet belts.
Q. Why was the mummy so tense? *Because he was all wound up.
Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? *A cereal killer.
Q. What did the bird say on Halloween? *Trick or tweet!
Q. Why do skeletons drink milk? *To help their bones!
Q. What is a Skeleton’s favorite song. *Bad to the Bone
Q. Whats a ghost’s favorate type of car? *A boo-ick
Q. Where do ghost go for fun? *To the boo-vies
Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? *So long sucker!
Q. What is a ghost’s favorite band? *The Boos Brothers
Q. What is a Ghost’s favorite food? *HamBoogers
Q. What is in a ghost’s nose? *Boogers
Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? *You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? *Because people are dying to get in.
Q. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? *A pumpkin patch!!!
Q. Where do vampires keep their money? *The blood bank!!!