More Kid Jokes

Here’s a few more jokes that will hopefully have the kiddos howling!

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? *Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?   *Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?   *Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?    *A human bean.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?    *A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?   *Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?   *You suck.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?   *Ghoul

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?   *He didn’t have a haunting license.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?   *He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?   *At the casketeria.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?   *Over the ghoul line.

Q. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.  *Because he was coffin.

Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?   *A toasty ghosty.

Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?   *Whipped scream.

Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?  *Dead ends

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?  *Fangsgiving

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?  *To go to the body shop.

Q. What happens when two vampires meet?   *It was love at first bite!

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?   *Sherlock Moans.

Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married?   *Newlywebbed

Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?   *Sherlock Bones.

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?   *Napoleon bone-apart

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?   *The Vampire State Building.

Q. Where do most werewolves live?   *In Howllywood, California

Q. Where do most goblins live?   *North and South Scarolina.

Q. What do Italian’s eat on Halloween?   *Fettucinni Afraid-o

Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?   *To see the boogy man.

Q. What do witches use in their hair?   *Scare-spray

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?  *A sour-puss

Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan?   *It’s drafty under that sheet.

Q. What instrument do skeleton play?   *Trom-BONE.

Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast?   *Boo-Berries.

Q: Why did’t the skeleton cross the road?   *He had no guts.

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?   *Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?   *It’s a pain in the neck.

Q. What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?   *Ok, that’s a wrap.

Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?   *She bats her eyes.

Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?   *A steak

Q. Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula?   *He has a bat temper.

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?   *They all come out at night.

Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use?   *A skeleton key.

Q. What kind of gum do ghosts chew?   *Boo Boo Gum.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?   *To stop his coffin.

Q. What can’t you give the headless horseman?   *A headache.

Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?   *A boo-tie.

Q. What type of dog does every vampire have?   *Bloodhound!

Q. What’s a monsters favorite desert?   *I-Scream!!

Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?   *So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?   *In the moaning.

Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast?   *Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?    *Mali-boo.

Q. Where did the ghost get it’s hair done?   *At the boo-ty shop.

Q. What do they teach in witching school?   *Spelling.

Q. What do you call a witch’s garage?   *A broom closet.

Q. What do you call two witches living together?   *Broommates.

Q. Why don’t mummies take vacations?   *They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Q. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?   *Spelling

Q. What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?   *Fasten your sheet belts.

Q. Why was the mummy so tense?   *Because he was all wound up.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?   *A cereal killer.

Q. What did the bird say on Halloween?   *Trick or tweet!

Q. Why do skeletons drink milk?   *To help their bones!

Q. What is a Skeleton’s favorite song.   *Bad to the Bone

Q. Whats a ghost’s favorate type of car?   *A boo-ick

Q. Where do ghost go for fun?   *To the boo-vies

Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?   *So long sucker!

Q. What is a ghost’s favorite band?   *The Boos Brothers

Q. What is a Ghost’s favorite food?    *HamBoogers

Q. What is in a ghost’s nose?   *Boogers

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?  *You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?   *Because people are dying to get in.

Q. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?   *A pumpkin patch!!!

Q. Where do vampires keep their money?   *The blood bank!!!

 

 

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