Jokes for Kids

Most kids love telling jokes. If they need a little help or some new ideas, try these one liners.


Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Because they were trans-parents!

Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!

What’s a ghoul’s favorite game?

 Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It raises their spirits.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Booberry pie.

Why don’t ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits!

What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?

Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
She heard he grew another foot!

Whom do monsters buy their cookies from?
The Ghoul Scouts.

What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?
You join his fang club.

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath.

Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they’re suckers.

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!


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