Ha ha halloween jokes….

Here’s a few more jokes your kids might like…

horror jokes How do monsters tell their future?
horror jokes They read their
horrorscope…
horror jokesWhat do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
horror jokesA fur coat that
fangs around your neck…

horror jokes Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
horror jokes No, they eat the fingers separately…

horror jokes What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
horror jokes
Halloweenies…

horror jokes What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
horror jokes
Casketball…
horror jokesWhat do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
horror jokesFrostbite…   

horror jokes What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
horror jokes A boo boo…

horror jokes Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
horror jokes Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…

horror jokes What is Dracula’s favorite kind of coffee?
horror jokes De
coffinated…

horror jokes What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?
horror jokes Peeka
boo

horror jokes What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
horror jokes “Do you believe in
people?”

horror jokes Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
horror jokes They’re too
wrapped up in themselves…

horror jokes What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
horror jokes
Ghost toasties with evaporated milk.

horror jokes What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
horror jokes A
blood vessel…

horror jokes What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
horror jokes A
scareplane…

horror jokes What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
horror jokes Lemon-
slime

horror jokes Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
horror jokes He couldn’t find any
dloob
horror jokesDid you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
horror jokesHe was buttering up his teacher…

horror jokesWhat does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?
horror jokesThe cold shoulder…

horror jokes What do you get when you goose a ghost?
horror jokes A handful of
sheet
horror jokesWhat did the mother ghost say to her son?
horror jokes Don’t
spook unless you are spooken to…
horror jokesWhat do ghosts use to wash their hair?
horror jokes Sham-
boo
horror jokesWhat kind of pants do ghosts wear?
horror jokes
Boojeans…
horror jokesWhy wasn’t the vampire working?
horror jokes He was on a
coffinbreak…
horror jokesWhy did the ghost pick his nose?
horror jokes Because he had
boogers…
horror jokesWhat ride do spirits like best at the amusement park?
horror jokes The roller
ghoster
horror jokesWhat do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
horror jokes Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot…   

horror jokesWhat fairy tale do ghosts like best?
horror jokes Sleeping
booty…
horror jokesWhy did the skeleton climb a tree?
horror jokes Because a dog was after its
bones
horror jokesHow do you make a witch scratch?
horror jokes Just take away the
W

horror jokesWhere do ghosts go swimming?
horror jokesThe
dead sea…
horror jokesWhat do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
horror jokes Hope it’s Halloween…

horror jokesWhat do you call a skeleton stone age family?
horror jokes The Flint
bones
horror jokes What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton?
horror jokes Bony little bloodsucker, aren’t you?…

horror jokes What did the three vampires order at the bar?
horror jokes Two bloods and a blood light…

horror jokes What do you give a vampire with a cold?
horror jokes
Coffindrops…

horror jokes What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
horror jokes A pumpkin
patch

horror jokes What kind of shoes do ghosts from Texas wear?
horror jokes
Boots…

horror jokes Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?
horror jokes He only had one
pupil

horror jokes Why isn’t Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
horror jokes Because he’s a pain in the neck…

horror jokes What did the mummy say to the detective?
horror jokes Let’s
wrap this case up…

horror jokes When a witch lands after flying, where does she park?
horror jokes The
broom closet…

horror jokes Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?
horror jokes Because she flunked
spelling

horror jokes Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
horror jokes Because they have no
organs

horror jokes What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
horror jokes A
Poultrygeist…

 

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